Tiki Bar Review #21 Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto And The Disney Polynesian Village Resort Orlando, FL

Trader Sams Grog Grotto

The last time I was at Disney World, they were just starting to build Epcot…

Walt Disney World 1980
Walt Disney World 1980

 

That’s me on the far right. I’m sitting with my sister Holly, my cousin Billy, and my Uncle Bob. The year was 1980 and I was nine years old. I remember that we drove down from Pennsylvania and it took us two days and nights of driving. The question I’m sure your asking is “Why didn’t you just fly down?” Well, air travel back then wasn’t cheap and when you started adding up a plane ticket for one kid, then another, one parent, and so on, it could get really expensive!

Walt Disney World 1980
Walt Disney World 1980

For most people that grew up in So-Cal, Disneyland was a big part of their childhood and for many, their gateway into Tiki. I grew up in the Tri-State area, which meant if you wanted to get to Walt Disney World, you were going to have to fly. Only the rich and well-off were able to fly down to Florida, while the rest of us drove to the shore. Sadly, I didn’t have a strong connection to Disney as some of my West Coast friends did growing up. Now I’m older and I have money to burn, so I’m flying to Walt Disney World. I’m not going so I can ride Space Mountain, but so I can drink Tiki drinks at Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto!

Trader Sams Grog Grotto Menu

 

There are several resorts to stay at in Walt Disney World. Take your pick: the Grand Floridian, the Contemporary, and the Polynesian Village Resort. The Polynesian is the only one I care about, because Trader Sam’s is there! Fun fact: the Polynesian has been around since the beginning of Walt Disney World. It was built at the same time as the Magic Kingdom in 1971. That’s the same year I was born!

Disney's Polynesian Village Resort

Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort is located at the south end of the Seven Seas Lagoon below the Magic Kingdom…

Outside at Disney's Polynesian Resort
Outside at Disney’s Polynesian Resort

The resort has a South Seas theme and it truly feels like you are on a tropical island…

Palm trees at Disney's Polynesian Resort
Palm trees at Disney’s Polynesian Resort

If you want to head on up to the Magic Kingdom, you’re a quick monorail ride away!

The monorail
The monorail

You enter Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort through the Great Ceremonial House…

Main floor at Disney's Polynesian Resort
Main floor at Disney’s Polynesian Resort

The main lobby is huge!

Main floor at Disney's Polynesian Resort
Main floor at Disney’s Polynesian Resort
Main floor lamps at Disney's Polynesian Resort
Main floor lamps at Disney’s Polynesian Resort

This is a view from the second floor looking down…

Disney's Polynesian Village Resort main lobby
Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort main lobby

Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto is in the Great Ceremonial House. Just start walking north and veer to the left. As you start walking down the hall, you’ll start hearing voices yelling “Two Shots Of Rum!” When you do, you’re at the right place. Let the fun begin!

Trader Sams Grog Grotto

Greeting me at the desk was this fine crew…

hosts at Trader Sams Grog Grotto
hosts at Trader Sams Grog Grotto

They were cool and friendly and had more one-liners than Rodney Dangerfield!

There is constant activity at Trader Sam’s. For each drink, there is something that happens whenever someone orders it. For example, something is yelled out like “Two shots of rum!” or “It’s a pearl!”

Trader Sams Grog Grotto

Some drinks will cause things to start talking, like these shrunken heads…

Trader Sams Grog Grotto

Or this guy will be awakened…

Trader Sams Grog Grotto

Trader Sam's Grog Grotto

All the lights in the bar will go dark and change color. This volcano will go from being peaceful…

Volcano at Trader Sams Grog Grotto
Volcano at Trader Sams Grog Grotto

To turning red and erupting!

Volcano erupting at Trader Sam's Grog Grotto
Volcano erupting at Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto

It was busy when I was there, so things were happening constantly. This is the closest thing to an amusement ride you could enjoy without being in the Magic Kingdom!

Time to order a drink. I didn’t order a Mai Tai. I got a HippopotoMai-Tai! For a couple extra bucks, I got to keep the mug.

Ray with Nick at Trader Sams Grog Grotto
Ray with Nick at Trader Sams Grog Grotto

This is Nick and he took care of my drink needs at Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto…

Here’s another fun fact about Disney: all the people who work at Disney are called “Cast Members.” This makes sense. Everyone at Trader Sam’s wasn’t just bartending or severing drinks. They were putting on a performance. I really got the impression that all the Cast Members were having fun while they were doing their thing. In fact, the more I think about it, the Cast Members were more important to my Tiki experience at Trader Sam’s than the special effects!

hosts at Trader Sams Grog Grotto
hosts at Trader Sams Grog Grotto

I only had one drink at Trader Sam’s and it was time for me to take off. I had a date with an old friend…

Eating Dole Whip
Eating Dole Whip

That’s right: with a serving of Dole Whip. It took me 36 years, but I finally made it back to Disney World!

My first trip to Walt Disney World 1980
My first trip to Walt Disney World 1980

Here is the Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto website.

And Facebook page.